See that? They all assume I’m a patient because of this cane. I don’t want them to think I’m a doctor. People don’t want a sick doctor. The one who can’t talk, I liked that part. And your cousin doesn’t like the diagnosis. I wouldn’t either. Brain tumor, she’s gonna die, boring. You’re the oncologist; I’m just a lowly infectious disease guy. She’s 29. Whatever she’s got is highly unlikely. That’s an HMO lab; you might as well have sent it to a high school kid with a chemistry set. I thought your uncle died of cancer.